Our TV is broken...

*sigh*
Christmas Eve. At my house this means we all gather around the television, and watch another year of "It's a Wonderful Life", while the youngest child (who ever it is at that specific christmas) gapes at the black and white screen and whispers in horror "Our TV is broken!" While my mother tries to coax them into a history lesson which starts off "When your grandmother was a little girl..." the rest of us try and understand through the horrible sound quality, what they're saying and trying to enjoy the authentisity and nostalgic feel of the whole movie. Leave all those last minutes christmas shoppers to what they do best but personally I'll take my hot chocolate with cinnamon and whipped cream and "It's a Wonderful Life" anyday

The most addictive song yet!

It was over a month ago when I was at Kayla's house doing some sort of project...I can't quite remember but it must have been media. We hadn't been working for more then ten strenuous minutes when I finally decided that it was time to turn to "Much Music"...this is when I heard the most addictive song that has ever touched my ears! No exxaggeration what so ever...

Crabbukket by K-OS.

That beat...I can literally bop too....lmao....u can do anything to that song..im a bit desturbed however because my dad walked in doing some sort of dance and said "I....love...this...song....weee....!"

:S

Christmas Commercialism

Anyone that knows me knows that I am a Christmas nut. I love Christmas. To me it truly is "the most wonderful time of the year". Bt seriously who doesn't get that warm fuzzy feelings when they're watching another reun of "How the Grinch stole Christmas" or "It's a wonderful life"? Who doesn't want to belt out a Christmas carol at some point or another when the snow is falling? And who doesn't love the Christmas Spirit that wanders downtown....o wait...no...that's not the Christmas spirit...that is the nutso frutso....Captain Commerical desguising himself if pretty paper and ribbons. Ok...so maybe I'm being stupid, but Christmas is literally built on commercialism. I must sound like a Charlie Brown Christmas special. But truly....it is so horrible. So now I will sit in front of my beautifuly decorated REAL Christmas tree and drink my hotchocolate from my penguen mug and mutter to myself about how sores suck by trying to monipulate us into giving in to the so called "Spirit of hot chocolate"...which reminds me i need to go Christmas shopping...

X mas is almost here...so why am I singing the Hannuka Song

I am not Jewish. Despite Jono's relentless taunts, I am not. Though I am continuing with the tradition of belting out Christmas songs wherever I go, I can't help but sing Adam Sandler's funky little song for all those "nice little jews kids". It's so great though. Who else could come up with 12 different words that rhyme with Hannuka? "Marjuanika?" LMAO...classic...Anyway...this phase will soon leave and "jingle Bell Rock" will re enter my mind.

After watching Van Helsing I re-realized a few things

1. If your going to make a low budget movie...don't try and hide the fact through cartoonish villains

2. Vampires are NOT the sexist mythical creatures in all of history...(at least not in this movie)

3. To make the hero cry...the chick has to die!

4. Mr. Hyde was a fat ass!

5. Friar's can have sex (who would have thought)

6.Frankenstein, although free at the end....well....i hope you know that he's never going to make it alive in the world like that...how far is he gonna get on that raft anyway?

7. The object here is to carry as many weapons as possible using as few as you can...clever no?

8. People in trenchcoats can do anything (Neo, Van Helsing, etc.)

9. Don't fuck with the hat man!!!

10. I feel guilty when I critisize those kind of movies...I mean...it was pretty good for a movie that was ade with as little as 5 million dollars.

Excorist Bunnies

Ok, so here is the deal...my dear friend Casey sent me a link a few months ago to something that she, and I quote, thought was "The most fucking hilarious thing that she's seen in a very long time." Now it's not that I didn't beleive her. On the contrary, I wanted to watch it. Only problem was at the time, I was to busy. So I put it in my favorites, to watch it at a later date. lol. That later date happened to be today. I feel like crap that I havn't watched it already cause I totally agree with Casey. I don't care what anyone else thinks, this is so funny.


http://www.angryalien.com/0204/exorcistbunnies.html


Basically it's a reinactment of the exorcist with bunnies. Yes, little bunnies. Cartoon of course but never the less funny as hell. And it doesn't matter if you've never seen the exorsist. It's still so good. In fact I would go so far as to say that its up there with "The End of the World" (though not quite because that shit is in a class of it's own) and "Milk and Cereal" (asian version).

P.S. "Sometimes...."
P.S.S. If you havn't seen any of the above stuff....do....lol

Mickey the Moose and Rudolf

For the sake of not abanndonning this blog, I have decided to coment on a few things that have happned in my life lately.
Very recently I purchased Mickey the Moose. No this isn't some deranched underground child's movie, nor is it some strange titled hip hop CD. Mickey the Moose is, in fact, a plush moose. Sewn together by a lonely old woman. I becamevery attached to him, while helping out my cousin at her church's bazaar, we walked by a table of what seemed to be "junk". This consisited of everything from a travel clue board game, to picture frames, to God-knows-what-the-hell-these-things-are articles. Ten minutes before we left I was walking along the table for the one hundreth time that day when I saw him. His head was peaking out from nderneith a pile of junk. It was like there was a ray of light were on him and angels were singing "Hallelujia". Love at first site I say. so I take him and ask the women selling how much he was. After handing over 50 cents, he was mine. He now hangs on my locker door where curious grade sevens stare up at it without trying to catch my eyes. My friends think I'm insaine but...it's not the first time...
Let's take physics for example. I'm going to begin by saying that if you concentrate to long and hard on something that your destined to never understand you start to go crazy. Eventually it feels like there are a bunch of little elves are sqaure dancing to the Hampster Dance on your brain. SO after listening to Ying drone on about concave mirrors and the image and where ever it may be, my mind began to wander to something a bit lighter and happier. Christmas. Then when the DJ in my mind began to overthrough the Hampster Dance with Christmas carols this resulted in chaos. I ripped up pieces of my agenda and created "Rudolf the Crippled Reindeer." He has only three legs as I'd run ou of pieces of paper. I gave him to my good friend James where he now sits in his locker (Rudolf of course...not James).