STUPID CRAZY DRUNK DRIVER! F***ING NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO STOP!!!

You've never experinced life until you've gotten hit by a car. Trust me I know. The adrenalline rush when a car (any car at all) is coming to you at no less then 80 miles per hour and all you can scream is "Holy Mother of God.......FUCKKKKK....!!!!" is a crazy feeling. Sure you and/or your bike may be totalled for days (perhaps forever) or you may get away with a sctrach. Eiter way, I highly suggest that you try to get hit by a car in your spare time, it's trul worth the time and energy. Ok, but seriously, what is going through the people's mids when they're trying to get past that yellow light...WHAT RUSH ARE YOU IN? For God's Sake, for those of us who are just trying to get home after 3 solid hours of putting up poorly printed advertizments, don't need a car coming towards them at 100 miles per hour. If you do happen to hit a pedestrien...the least thing that you could possibly do is...STOP! Take the time to see if the person is alright....do you kow what the call that in court when you hit some one and then run away? It's called the "infamous" HIT AND RUN senario. Many years behind the soldid iron for that one.

I havn't accually seen my "attacker though. It was a tad dark to see them. Which gets me thinking (*...a dangerous pastime...I know) I wonder who it was. Mabe it was an evil man in a suit like Agent Smith from the Matrix. Or a kind old nun who was late for church and thought I was a falling branch (I have been called skinny but come on). Mayeb it was a superhero on his way to a mission. Bleh...whatever the case....being hit by a car sux....

I'm running our of lives here. How many do I have left. I like pretend I am a cat so that I have 9 lives. So I think I hae about 4 or 5 left. Damn...I'm only 16 and a half. I should be saving these up for when I really need them.


*Gaston, Beauty and the Beast