Snot faced children!

I'm dreading tomarrow! What's worse then face painting a bunch of snot-faced little monsters. No seriously. Here is a converstion I had with a kid last time I had to face paint for an event (my elementry school BBQ to be presice).


Me: (after painting a little flower on a 10 year old girls cheek) Bye come by later if you want anything else....NEXT!!!!

(little boy wearing a shirt that says "Monster in Training" hops up on to the stool infront of me.)

Me: Hi. What would....

Kid: *sniff* *snort* *makes an asorted number of noises with his nose as though he's trying to squeeze an elephant up into his brain through his left nostrel*

Me: Uh...What would you like painted on your face kid?

Kid: I wanna be the Hulk!

Me: Oh...ok...sure...

(Pick up a green spunge)

Kid: *makes assorted noises again*

Me: *praying that this kid doesn't sneeze*

Kid: Are you done yet?

Me: I havn't even touched your face yet.

Kid: Oh...*snort*

Me: Hold still ok...

Kid: Ok....*sniff*

Me: *start painting his face as fast as possible*

Kid: It's tickling under my nose....

Me: SHIT!....I mean....uh.....

Kid: *sniff* I'm gonna....*ACHOOO*


Needless to say that I don't have to continue with my story...you know what comes next.

Now I will leave you since I would like to finish my two litre bottle of "the orginal Kik" and seconf bowl of popcorn without worrying about what my dad will do when he finds the keyboard covered in grease....