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Saturday, May 14, 2005

prom dresses and foliage

It wouldn't take a coin toss to chose between Chemistry and Media/Art, but damn it, if I hadn't procrastinated I wouldn't be in this mess. I have to draw a long list of objects with detail and shading. Let me tell you, I am no artis and this is becoming quite a challenge. I've spent all day doing 2 things. Prom dress shopping and drawing. Neither is easy.

Firstly, to those of you guys reading this (you should know who you are) stop and thank God for a moment that your not a female around prom time. Now then, I can get on with my story about this morning. My mother and I walked into a store that my mother's best friend had recomended. I gasped as a number of old women looked up from their racks of floral patterned shirts and tinted skrirts. I gasped and prayed "Please let this be a joke!" An elderly woman came over to my mother and me and asked politly but curiously "May I help you?" My mother did a quick look around, I think almost hoping that Julie would pop out from behind a rack and say "Haha, ya just kidding let's go." But she didn't so my mom said to the woman "Um...we're looking for prom dresses." The woman nodded and brought us to the back of the store where one rack had prom dresses. "Nice." I said a little to sarcastically at my mom as the eager-employee went to assist another lady. "Come on." my mom said trying to smile lifting up a laong gold dress off the rack. "Just try a few on. See this one is nice." My mom held up a purplish dress, whic was accually quite nice. Suddenly the old woman popped up behind us and said "Unfortinutly I don't think it'll fit your daughter. I'm afraid her bust wont fit into that. You see?" My mother and I watched as the woman almost did a pelvic thrust as she said "bust", and turned away to keep from laughing. The woman showed us the dresses that I WOULD be able to fit my breasts into and walked away again. I began to pick at the dresses, they wern't poofy enough. Finally my mother got frustrated and shoved a dress into my arms retorting that I wouldn't be able to look like Scarlett Ohara and pushed me into a dressing room. After trying on dress after dress we finally found something that although isnt what I wanted exactly is still not bad. When I got home I got back into the dress and hummed a few songs from "My fair Lady" and then danced to "Layla" quite a few times.

Then, crawling out of my dress I began to draw folage, batteries, the batmobile, etc. My hand hurts though I've never been more proud of myself in the "drawing department". I smile each time I look at the batmobile. At any rate...

I would like to finish off this post with a special thanx to kayla and her comment on the play and how its "purty". *sigh* touches my heart.

12 Comments:

Blogger Pat said...

OK

1:27 PM  
Blogger Pat said...

Now you're getting you damn undeserved attention.

1:27 PM  
Blogger Pat said...

*your damn

1:28 PM  
Blogger Pat said...

But I have to admit the Batmobile was nice, can't say the same about batman and the switch he was pulling.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Pat said...

As for the prom dress I don't know, have never seen it before. And ha! Your bust didn't fit! And you tried to hide it but the lady saw anyways...

1:30 PM  
Blogger Pat said...

There, even though we had an extensive conversation about these topics in class.

1:31 PM  
Blogger Pat said...

I commented, a whopping 8 times.

1:31 PM  
Blogger Pat said...

Happy?

1:31 PM  
Blogger Pat said...

Your friends, Patapouf, Patamouf and Ratrick. (better make it 9 times now)

1:32 PM  
Blogger Duct Tape Whore said...

pats stupid. YOURE NOT SPECIAL FOR COMMENTING SO MUCH! its called quality, not quantity. chump.

and ahaha score for me for getting mentioned. weeeee.

im so cool.

6:23 PM  
Blogger James said...

On the topic of...

The Batmobile: Yeah, I really think that does look like Batman in the background. Switch looks like a Bat-Cane or something, though. A great drawing, to be sure.

Prom dresses: I may just have to invest some time into finding a sparkling evening gown for myself, if only to drive some old lady up the wall. Picture me banging my fist on the counter. "My bust, dear madam -- make it fit!"

This comment: Completely pointless. I personally value conversation over comments, but if this satisfies your sick and twisted perspective on things, then so be it.

Patrick: GOOD ONE MAN

-Jems

8:16 PM  
Blogger Kyle said...

I think you look positivly radiant in your dress, I wish I could go, but alas.

6:09 PM  

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