The Whole Shebang

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Here's to...David Cross!

For those of you who are thinking that I'm copying the ZB site by having a David Cross entry, I apoligize, but I have taken it upon myself to inform the rest of you of a movie that he made called "Run Ronnie Run". Possibly one of gthe funniest movies I've seen in quite awhile.Go David Cross! Now I could go on and on...but the link tells you what you need to know!

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Special Writings

I recently came back from a family dinner. You know the kind.

The kind where you go up to the house which already looks a hell of a lot nicer then your own and thoughts begin to wander in out of the chasm's of your mind, such as: "God what am I doing here?" or "Alright...30 seconds to go...now how many are left? Let's calculate." Sometimes you even find yourself challenging yourself..."Let's try and calculate the seconds until I have to go. I'll bet I can do it before they answer their door." So you start calculating, but before you barely get started the host comes to the door with this big smile on their face and dressed to greet the queen of England. you look down at yourself and either feel over dressed or under dressed (in my case horribly under dressed!!!!) Then are the kisses. God I hate those. They're not even real. They're the kisses where your not sure whether to move to left or the right cheek first and then when you get there your just kissing air. The Italians, Greeks and Portuguese I'm sure are familiar with this ritual.

When your done with the kissing you stand back and look at the house. Even if you've been in this house before, either your looking around for something new to look at or trying to look for something that you recognize. Then you realize how damn clean the house is. As though it's popped out of an IKEA or SEARS catalogue. I personally remember the state of the house my family and I left the house in and bite my lip.

The living room is pointed out and you find a seat. It's hard finding a seat that's not to far from the conversation area (so that your not being rude) and that's not to close so you don't have to take part in the conversation. So your looking around at some of the accssesories and you think "Damn, where have these people gone. You don't get vases like that here." or "Wow, I wonder what they were thinking when that picture was taken?" As the coversationalsits start to get bored of their topic (or in some cases, each other) they turn to you and start asking questions about how your life has been going. School is always the first question. "Good." you say. But honestly what else are you going to say? "School is accually pretty crappy!" ? no.

Anyway, when dinner finally rolls around you are already talked out and the though of people's mouths being filled tight is very yinviting. So you go to the table and sit down waiting for the host to serve you. Then they start pointing out the dishes and what they are, their origin, and why they decided to cook it. when it's finally on your plate yourlooking at the creation the hostess' mother got when she was visiting the coast line of some amazon country and you wonder "is this thing still alive?" You eat it, and of course no matter how bad it is. you smile and gush about how you've never had anything like it. It's so tasty. BLEH! "Try cooking shit next time," you think. Or maybe you did like it, but your too busy engrossed in conversation t enjoy it. Or too busy questioned. Or to busy lost in your own thoughts. Whatever it may be, for once the kids are usually the sanctuary. Go in the basement, or general children's area, watch a movie or play with toys in your own corner.

Yes, these family dinners have a way of getting to all of us at some point or another. I think we can all agree that after a certin amount of time we get back in teh car and say or think "thank God that it's over." It's funnier when you have someone to vent to. Like I did. My mom's friend and I laughed as told him of all the craziness that happened. He laughed at the spilled sauce on my shirt and giggled at the large piece of pie that had been wrapped heavily in tin foil. Bitter sweetness


***I would love to explain the previous post, however I'm sure that you can piece together the title, along with the comment(s) and the accual post what accually happened.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Stoned like a Duck!

the rain in spain stays mainly in the plane

the rain won't stay in the plane for very long, vcause if it doesn then then the rain will drown teh plane and the farmers won't have food. because they won't have any food then they won't be able to live because the government won't let them. Stupid people. It's alright though cause no one is really a farmer anymore. Nowadays people are more in to computers ands tudd, or just being famous. It's kinda because people are selfish and self centered. Then again I want to be famous, but am I self centered? Well, I don't think so cause I'm not self centered or selfish, but maybe cause I said tat I am selfish or self centered. Ugh! the world is one huge paradox. I wonder who came up with that word. Why end with an x? Not many words. not may nameswither. Probably cause if your name ends with X your name is eithe rreally stupid or....no...just really stupid. Except Alex...but thats a nick name so maybe it doesn't count. But a full name like Michaelrodferex is just damn ugly.Other names like that too...(I'm soory id your name ends with an X but it really sucks for tthose of us eho have to say your name Cause I mean you don't really need to say your name that often cuase not many people have the same name as you. So if you say you own name is sounds wierd coming from your own list which just makes everything so much more funny? Is that even right grammer? Wh comes up with grammer anyway. Stupid guy. Then again without grammer I guess you can't have language. I wonder what the Englsih Language sounds like to some else like a Chinese person or and african. Would they here "jibber Jabber" or "Honky Tonk" lol,...I don't know why that word popped into my mind but it's off to the couch for me

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Kayla, Thomas, Roman and Daniel

Summer. No matter what your favorite season is you can't help but feel that sinking feeling deep down because of the looming inevatability that it's coming to an end. Ok, I know a few of my good friends who are reading this are saying:

"NAT...HEY...HEY..HEY........SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

But in all seriousness, this summer has been definitly one of the most memorable. One of the best summers of my life, and although there are a number of personalities that I have to blame for this, there are four that really stand out!

Kayla. My best friend forever. So how did I meet Kayla? Well, it happened about five years ago. I was sitting in the cafeteria talking with some new found friends in my class enjoying my very first month or so of highschool. I was in the middle of eating my peanut and jam sandwich (still hadn't completly developed out of the elementary school habits) when this band of very loud thirteen year old girls going around to the random tabels and talking to people (talking? try...um...border line yelling). As they made their rounds I secretly hoped that they wern't going to come to me and my friends. My pleas wern't heard and this little blonde girl with a short straight cut came running up to me, throwing her peace sign-ed hand in my face. "PEACE!" she smiled staring me right in the face almost too happy for my liking. I leaned back on my chair trying to let enough air pass between us. I knew from observing other people and their encounters with this girl that I was supposed to make a peace sign as well and then press my peace sign up to hers. Basically the same principal as a handshake. I must have been thinking that if I didn't do anything she's move on to another table. But no. "Peace?" she repeated. "Does she even speak English?" was almost her tone. But she knew I understood. Her smile dissapeared and it was replaced by a threatning look. She looked pissed. "Peace!" she pointed at my hands, pretty much ordering me to go through her little ritual. I frowned but for some reason humored her. No sooner had I done this then she'd run off to join her little gaggle. "Ugh..." I leaned over to my friend Sarah "She's just wierd. I know who I'm not hanging with in high school."

It must have been at that moment that I'd jinxed myself. Grade 8 rolled around and guess who had been transferred into my class. At this point though, I was on a more friendlier level since a good friend of mine had gone to school with the little blonde girl. Finding myself without a locker partner, we'd accnolaged each other as potential partners. Perhaps even, dare I say it, friends. This is how Kayla and I became friends. Now, beneith all her black attire, long sometimes dark hair, eye liner and anti-social looks it's hard to recognize the little "peace girl". THANK GOD! lol.

This summer Kayla and I have literally lived together. Mostly her at my house, but ocassionaly I'll sleep over at her house and make myself at home. Vice-Versa. I think Kayla knows morew about me then anyone. Perhaps vice-versa...muahahaha.....can yo spell blackmail? nah...kidding. love ya Kayla.

Thomas:

Back in the days of math crack, I met Thomas. I'd always heard his name on the intercom, but I never saw his face. Once or twice a few friends had mentioned his name. Again, I'd never known who he was. Finally grade 10 rolled around and he sat diagonal from me. After my math teacher had seperated my close friend and I, I was left alone until a friend of mine, Chelsea came from the other side of the classroom and we spoke, etc. One day we needed to do an assignment. Chelsea and I were in the middle of a good conversation so we didn't pay attention, that is, until we saw our math teacher headed our way. He stopped though and woke up the kid with the "ACDC" hat sitting diagonal from me. He woke up but didn't have a writing utensal. He turned around and asked Chelsea and I if we had a "pen or something". We didn't. We laughed cause we all couldn't do our math work. Instead we talked about stuff. This happened in science class too. Talking about everything from music to chelsea's hamster eating itself. Good times. Thomas and I spoke in the hallway randomly, even made up a game..."Trash Ball" during mid term exams. Good times. For some reason, we'd never accually hung out outside of school. That is...until the end of the year exams. I don't even remeber what happened. One second we wern't chilling, the next second we're together everyday. Weird how the world works.

Anyhow, Thomas is my babe. We are so alike that it's sometimes scary. Both of us love listening to vynels until 6:00am. Even or rooms are alike. He's one of the very few guys I know that can pull of long hair (and have healthier looking hair then some girls I know). Guitarist. Amazing guitarist. One pretty awsome memory is him playing "Eight days a week" for me before the talent show started, on his electric. I'll remember that for a long time.

Daniel:

One day I was going to go over to Thomas' house. "Do you mind if Daniel is here too?" Thomas had asked on the phone. "Who's Daniel?" I asked searching my brain for a face." His name seemed familiar. "The drummer in my band at the talent show." I went back a few months. I remembered! Quite guy, but he signed my guitar pick so that had to count for some sort of personality perk. When I met Daniel we didn't say much, however, Thomas, him and I had gotten into a major tickle fight, thus descovering that Daniel isnt very ticklish (accually recent descoveries have proven that this isn't true, but at the time this was the case). We watched movies, listened to vynals, through around Thomas' cat-in-the-hat hat around the room with the strobe light going (woah trippy!) This was all in one day too. Never mind the beach ball we'd played with for weeks. It popped but at least we'll always have the memories.

While I'm mentioning Daniel I also have to mention his mom. She is one of the most incredible mother's that I've ever met/known. Daniel is pretty damn lucky. Except for those few personality traits that resemble my mother's.UGH! Anyhow, it's great watching her beat him up when he's being a bad host.
"Your supposed to be the host with the most. But your the host with the...the...nothing!" lol...she's so cute.

Daniel is also an amazing artist. I hope he gets into the Illustration and Design program he wants at Dawson.

Roman:

*sigh* Roman. I have gone to school with roman for a good number of years, taken the same bus, crossed paths on more then one occasion and still han't even accnologed the other's exsistance until the talent show in April (awsome preformance by the way!). Even then, our comunication was limited to a wave, a nod, and on ocassion a "hi." Until prom that is. On prom I think that everyone feels a comradship with everyone else. Maybe this is why I rolled down my car window on prom to scream out their names. Roman was walking down St. Cathrine's Street as my car was stuck at a light. "Roman!" I'd called out. A few friends, including Kayla, and myself waved with happy faces at the confused but happy looking Roman who stepped on to the street to say hello. It wasn't until about 1:00 am that I truly MET Roman. Kayla, Vanity and myself were going to visit Byron and Thomas in Eva's hotel room. Walking off that elevator we snickered as the entire hallway reaked of Mary Jane. We entered that room and the first thing I saw was Roman lying on the hotel bed with a pizza crust hanging out of his mouth. "Hey guys!" he practically gagged waving the hand that held the television remote. Incase you havn't guessed already, Roman was high and quite drunk by this time. About fifteen minutes past of him flipping channels trying to find something to watch when, ironically, he fell on "Super Friends". I would love to get into fine details, but it's one of those things you just have to be there for. Roman was tripping out every three seconds on this 1970s trechnicolor cartoon. An unexpected telephone call aabout a half hour later made Vanity, Kayla and myself, have to leave in a rush. Those of you who have been on drugs will know that you don't rush someone who's been intoxicated in someway. I wonder how Byron and Thomas must have felt as me and Kayla tried to get them up to come (they were supposed to come see the sunrise with us). Roman watched as everyone began rushing around to pick everything up and get out of there when he looked up and asked "Can I come?" We could have left our little latino friend on that bed, but no...he came along with us talking for hourse on end. I even took the same taxi with Roman and watched him give the taxi driver some odd directions "Just...just...drived down this street..." LMAO.

Anyhow, this was the beginning of my friendship with Roman. Since then Roman and I have become quite close and he's been a brother to me. "Duuude..." lol...He's probably one of the best guitar soloists that I've ever known and plays the best latin gay guy ever "Hey papi. Como estas?" We've eaten so much damn pizza and ice cream this summer. By the way, Roman has eaten almost 2 loaves of bread and a number of patties at my house. Lmao...good old Roman! :D

Monday, August 08, 2005

Oops...I almost forgot about you...

You would think that during the summer you would have more time to write in a blog but between Kayla staying at my house for practically the entire summer, breaking into public swimming pools, random excurssions to nowhere in particular, writing poetry at the cafe, hanging with the "summer clique" in general and of course the ever looming prospect of cegep that's just around the corner, I've had quite a hard time updating my fair share of the internet.

I would love to update you on all the events that have taken place, however there are just way to many. Here are a few little sum up words and/or sentences:

-rocky horror picture show
-popcorn
-dirty minds
-dumb and dumber
-guitar
-daniel's mom beating him up because he's a bad host...lmao
-"Oh Shit!"- Roman
-Frites (pronounced in English)
-"Come on Daniel...roll over..."
-"This would be trippy on acid!"-Thomas
-"I'm not joking"
"I know..."
"For real...I'm not..."
"I know your not..."
"You think I'm joking...but I'm not."
"What?...no...I just said..."
"Whatever...I'm not joking."
(This is a frequent conversation piece that happens when Thomas and/or Kayla say some sort of idea or something and they think I don't beleive them. WTF?!)
-Bike riding
-Byron's friend's sleeping on my balcony
-cartoons
-vynels
-Dr. Mario (when I couldn't stop playing)
-sunflower seed addiction
-booze (*ehem* kayla...lol..just kidding...luv ya)
-pool
-Daniel's orgasm noises...lmao
-"Uh...idiots!"-Roman
-babysitting
-water fights
-"Another Movie?!?!?!?!"-Thomas
-pizza...so much pizza
-blue man group
-toxic love
-"Make comfy..."-Thomas